Most of my posts are all overwrought and long and serious. This one is not.
Today, all I have to say is that I'm very, very tempted to re-skin and reboot my blog to be like this:
Please, someone, invent this site. I'm too tired.
Buy me a coffee to support posts like this.
(Or, you know, a house. If you're just like a bored billionaire or something.)