Someone should make a site like this for real. I'll give you the domain.

Most of my posts are all overwrought and long and serious. This one is not.

Today, all I have to say is that I'm very, very tempted to re-skin and reboot my blog to be like this:

Please, someone, invent this site. I'm too tired.



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